Impractical Origami Jokes for the Almost Deranged.
by Jeremy Shafer
How many almost deranged folders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why did the almost
deranged folder fold razor sharp paper? Because he wanted a paper cut. But then why would he use scissors? Because he wanted a paper cut. But then why did he take it all to a professional?
How long does it take an almost deranged folder to fold a million cranes?
Why did the almost deranged folder fail American History? Because for his final paper, he turned in an origami Mayflower.
Why didn't the folder want paper for Christmas?
How much fish must a folder fold before a folder's fort is full?
What did the out-of-line folder say to the purist?
How many modular origami folders does it take to make a 20 ft. high modular sculpture? "I don't know... I can't manage to get their arms and legs to stay interlocked, and using superglue would be inhumane and impure."
What did the Jewish origami purist sing to the kirogamist (one who cuts)?
What did Peter Engel contemplate after completing his book, Folding the Universe, from Angel fish to Zen?
So has the 84-year-old grandmaster, Akira Yoshizawa, decided how he will fold in the future?
What did Jeremy Shafer say while testing out his Nail Clipper diagrams at Convention '93?
What did the British folder say after folding John Montroll's Chessboard?
What did the almost deranged folder say after completing Robert Lang's 'Rock Climber?'
What was Chris Palmer's most repeated phrase while teaching his Flower Tower at Convention '94?
Why did the almost deranged folder unfold the model step by step?
Why did the almost deranged folder fold while upsidedown?
Why did the almost deranged folder drown himself?
Truly almost deranged jokes
Why did the almost deranged folder slit his wrists?
How many almost deranged folders does it take to dye a piece of paper red?