Unicycling is the most superior form of human-powered transportation! Because unicycling is superior to all the rest. 15 reasons unicycles are better than bicycles: 1. Unicycles are safer. Far fewer unicycles get in accidents.
- -They are more visible.
- -Cars actually stop to let you cross.
2. Unicycles are more maneuverable. - -It's much easier to do a 180 on a unicycle.
3. They are more transportable.
-You can take your unicycle on the bus. 4. Unicyclists can get away with a lot more. -Cops don't know how to classify unicycles - -Unicyclists can ride in the street or on the sidewalk
- -You can take your unicycle into the post office with you.
5. They are less trivial to learn how to ride. -Challenges are healthy. 6. Two wheels are excessive.
ONE WHEEL ONE WORLD! 7. You can ride with no hands without loss of maneuverability. -In fact
you can't not ride with no hands. unless you hold on to the seat - -Having your hands free is very useful; you can juggle, handwhistle, do origami, or eat lunch.
8. They are slower downhill. -Which is good because it's safer. - -Besides, what's the hurry?
We unicyclists have nowhere we'd rather be than on our unicycles.
- -Besides going uphill a unicycle is not necessarily slower...
- -Unicycles are lighter, have a low gear, and I pass bikes on a regular basis.
9. The uncomfortable unicycle seats enhance pelvic stamina. -
Who wants children anyways. 10. They are easier to get off. 11. They impress the babes/studs. well... maybe not but they should at least. 12. They give you more attention. -A great conversation starter.
13. Half the wheels half the flats. 14. They're much less expensive. 15. You get to be amused everyday by passerbys who call out "hey, you lost a wheel!" and think they are original and even
funny.
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